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aristo-kitty:

fuckyesquidditch:

theybuiltastauteofus:

I think I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

I know I understand Quidditch more than I understand football.

See, I’m not even sure which football you’re talking about.

Don’t have that problem with Quidditch.

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beachbaby4224:

I wrote this for the petition towards yahoo buying tumblr:
Tumblr is the escape for many people. If you get rid of it many people’s lives can get harder. They go on tumblr to reduce their stress level and to feel cared about by other people. They see other people faceing the same promblems they are. Don’t take this website away from them.

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aislingeach88:

I almost want Yahoo to buy Tumblr so we can spend the next several months being little shits, making hell for the mods, going into the coding and screwing up the ads, spamming pretty much everything they say not to, and finally, they’ll just give up and leave, and we’ll forever have that reputation of the site you don’t mess with. Like the lawless, wild west town of the internet that all the online giants know about but turn a blind eye towards out of fear.

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sleepingwith-fu3nciado:

ejacutastic:

frostedbeanqueen:

christmasblogger:

challenge: name an object no human has attempted to use sexually

ur penis

I could not scroll past this

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darrynek:

hello 911 yes i’d like to report a murder

this bitch killed my vibe

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As promised: how Tom Hiddleston made my day.

bagginbooty:

OK HERE WE GO:

So this morning, I opened this birthday card thinking ooh dayum, look at dat hiddles, mother you have good taste in cards…

I opened the card, however, and lost all ability to talk.

It wasn’t from my Mum.

Turns out my mum wrote to him with this blank card and he wrote it for me!

I am so overwhelmed and grateful and oh my crumpets I cannot even…

Thank you, Tom, you wonderful person, you made my day an incredibly special one! 

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